What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 03:03

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Unacceptable again!

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

So they tried

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So, the docs changed it to read

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Catatonics & High Colonics

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Thumbs down again.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No, not a chance

Minds and Behinds

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Freaks and Cheeks

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Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Still no good.

Why is my hair dry but greasy at the same time and falling out? What can I do about it?

share office space ...

No way

Hysterias & Posteriors

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Nuts and Butts

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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Still no good

Next, they tried...

Then came..

What are your political and economic beliefs? How did you form them, especially in comparison to those who hold opposing views?

Another attempt resulted in ...

No go.

Loons and Moons

Do you agree with Pete Hegseth's comment that Obama created a moral divide between military and civilian life?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Just Forget it!

They put up a sign reading

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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